dont offence but this is stupid, awful etc.
hey, I really really like this! My birthday's the 30th of October, I was wondering if I did this for my party and took pictures if you would be alright with it, of course credit will be given to you.
Hey look, it's [your favorite beverage here]! BWAHAHAHA.
Wow, mate! What an inspiration. it!
may i say that that looks very good but can you make an empty one as-well as i would like that as my new recycle bin